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    10/23/2009

    每个人心中都有一座马尔代夫山

    那儿蓝天白云,椰林树影,水清沙幼,坐落于印度洋的世外桃源。
     
    当咩先生沉迷于电视,不屑和你说话时,你该怎么办呢?以下行动可供参考:
    你拿起手机,拨电话。
    你:喂,爸爸呀,妈也?喊她接哈电话撒。(咩先生转过头瞄了你一眼)
    对方:……
    你:喂,妈妈呀。我好造孽哟,我感冒了,羊xx都不管我给!5555(哭音)(咩先生彻底转过身来)
    对方:……
    咩先生:我肯定那个电话没接通!!!!(悲愤的说)
    你挂了电话,走过来检查的咩先生抓过手机。
    咩先生:要装装像点嘛。(鄙视的说)
    你:哪个说的我在装,明明通了的。个人去看电视。
    1分钟后。你又拨电话。
    你:喂,你猜我是哪个?(咩先生又转过身来瞄你一眼)
    对方:……
    你:哎呀,你听出来啊!?(惊喜状)
    对方:……
    你:哎哟,好久不见了也。(此时咩先生起来走出房间,你还得硬着头皮继续)我还以为你都听不出来了也。
    对方:……(咩先生又回到电脑前坐定)
    你:明天有没得空?出来见一面嘛。(咩先生再次抽空瞄了你一眼。)
    对方:……
    你:是,我当年是说过分手以后不再见面了。但是,现在我想见哈你撒。(咩先生转过头,笑)
    对方:……
    你:嗯,我是结婚了。(咩先生站起来,抓狂)
    咩先生:你莫闹了,你让我看哈电视嘛。(哀求状)
    对方:……
    你:哎呀,你不晓得,我老公不理解我。。。(咩先生彻底崩溃)我们几天没说话了。哈哈哈哈。你去看电视嘛,我不闹你了。哈哈哈哈。
    现在,请听题:
    这两通电话究竟打通没有?
    A.前一个通了。后一个没有 B.前一个没有,后一个通了 C.两者皆通 D.两者皆不

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    Y Lwrote:
    我比较无聊,选D,嗬嗬!
    Nov. 19
    wrote:
    纯属YY,哼!
    Oct. 29
    Aimeewrote:
    太白痴了。不屑于评价。
    Oct. 26
    Nina Chanwrote:
    根据你的以往种种恶习 我选B
    哼~
    Oct. 24

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